Michelle Obama has messed with the wrong 8 year old’s lunch.
Peter, who wishes to remain anonymous for obvious reasons, takes the First Lady to task for her demolition of school lunches nationwide. Specifically, he’s incensed about a one ketchup package per lunch rationing edict.
He’s started the letter in October but according to his parents was too angry to finish it until a few days ago.
“It all started because he saw something about school lunches [and] how ketchup is bad for you, and that Michelle Obama wants to limit the amount of ketchup” in schools, my friend explained. When the boy’s mother reminded him he attends a private school, making the ketchup rationing a nonissue, “He said something about wanting to ‘give a voice to the voiceless.’”
Peter departs from ketchup and takes on Obama’s foreign policy as well.
(“He also [sic] disipionted millons of Americans by not bombing Syria.”) In addition, Peter recommends that the president urge the United Nations to send peacekeepers to Ukraine.
At least Peter isn’t taking the Obama’s imperious rule lying down!
Read the entire handwritten letter here.