2016 Election, Elections

Drunk leftist launches peanut butter assault on what she thought was a Trump rally


4d7c180948f411bfcf71255c29837be5-300x200A rabid Hillary Clinton supporter is in now jail after a failed attempt to attack a Donald Trump rally.

Unfortunately for Amherst Junction, Wisconsin liberal Christina Ferguson, she was so drunk what she attacked was actually a local environmentalist event.

And she was armed only with a jar of all-natural peanut butter.

The hilariously inept episode of liberal rage started at 9:30 p.m., when Ferguson barged into a meeting of the Tomorrow River Conservation Club, a local environmentalist group.

Witness tell police Ferguson began screaming about how much she hated Donald Trump.

According to the Portage County Sheriff Department’s report, she was holding a “family-size jar of low-sodium, creamy natural Jif.”

She was asked to leave the meeting, but attendees decided to check the parking lot to “make sure she wasn’t doing anything to their vehicles after leaving,” the Independent reports.

They found Ferguson smearing peanut butter on cars, still convinced she was seeing Trump supporters. When caught, she stumbled to a nearby apartment complex.

In all she smeared 30 cars.

“Fortunately it wasn’t chunky peanut butter, so vehicles didn’t get scratched,” Chief Deputy Dan Kontos tells the local Stevens Point City Times

The group called the sheriff’s department, who found Ferguson at her apartment.

She denied ever being at the meeting, or ever leaving her apartment.

But she also had a blood alcohol level of .218.

And she was still licking peanut butter off her fingers.

Ferguson eventually admitted to the crime, saying she had been drinking beer and blackberry brandy and telling deputies “how much she loved Hillary Clinton and hated Donald Trump.”

“Peanut buttering is better than firebombing, and Trump plans on firebombing everybody in other countries,” she told deputies, apparently unaware of the long list of countries Clinton has bombed.

  • Carlos

    Only an idiot drunk, would love the Clinton’s

  • Kevin

    Clinton supporters – fruits and nuts…


    Perfect example of a clit-on supporter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    But isn’t it the Trump supporters that are the (ACCUSED) HATERS?!?!?!?!


    Beer, blackberry brandy, and peanut butter, she must have run out of Sterno !

    • bsum1


  • Phil Blank

    Chief Deputy Dan Kontos isn’t too bright either.
    Chunky peanut butter won’t scratch paint!
    If it was that hard, no one would buy it.

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