A movement where apes evolved from men?!?!
That’s the question Portland, Oregon police are asking after a mob of crazed liberals threw feces, urine and bloody tampons at police officers.
“Portland Police Chief Mike Marshman said today that riot cops pushed antifascist and anarchist protesters out of downtown parks June 4 after the protesters used slingshots to launch balloons filled with urine, feces and unknown chemicals into police ranks,” Willamette Week reports.
“These objects included urine and feces filled balloons, balloons with unknown chemicals, marbles, bricks and rocks,” Marshman writes in an open letter. “Police observed people in Chapman Square climbing atop the brick restroom structure at the south end of the park, with bricks. PPB knew that objects were already being thrown and slung and that bricks were being prepared to be thrown.”
Willamette Week reporters also witnessed liberals throwing bloody used tampons at police.
Sadly, urine and feces throwing is typical at liberal events.
During the 2011 “Occupy” protests, there were multiple reports of liberals throwing feces at police officers, and photographed instances of liberals literally defecating on the American flag.
In 2013 liberals swarmed the Texas State Capitol to disrupt the legislature as it considered a law applying basic safety and sanitary standards to abortion clinics. Liberals were caught trying to bring jars of feces and urine into the House Gallery, where they could be thrown at legislature.
Liberals protesting the 2016 Republican National Convention in Cleveland also reportedly threw their own feces at police officers and used squirt guns filled with their own urine. Police officers reportedly confiscated 100 pounds of human waste liberals brought the protest to throw at officers.
Earlier this April, when liberals rioted in Berkeley, “antifa” protesters also threw their feces at people they believed to be Trump supporters.
Feces-throwing is most commonly associated with primates. Scientists believe apes and monkeys throw their own waste when bored or angry.